Text Type: Dear Diary

Dear Diary,
Leap years were nothing for me before. But lately, I thought of doing something memorable in a leap year so that I would be able to recall the date quickly and always remember what I've been doing in such a day.
Anything crazy will do. I thought of even trying to force Ava, our shy and smooth-talking friend, to do something bad since she seem to be virgin when it comes to any sins (no pun intended with the term, Ava). So, Osonnie, my friend with almost the same brain twists as mine, thought of having her buy a condom and, if she could do more, flaunt it. We even thought of tasting condoms (just for fun). But that plan was not accomplished.
Tsk tsk...
We tried to think of something else but we just ended up singing in a videoke. But the fun didn't stop there yet, I tell you. It shouldn't be!!
I wanted to do something more. So, we went to Paco Park but it was already closed when we got there. We ended up in Robinson's Mall. At night, we ran around the fountain and tried our best to avoid the sprays... and the cranky security guard who whistled unto us. But all was done: We ran around in the fountains like foolish weirdos who never saw water being sprayed all their lonely lives. We had lots of fun, although we never get to chew condoms.


With Love,
Wild Ice


(yech!! yech!! So girly!!)
Okay, class, what are the language features of a (girly and pinkish) Dear Diary Text Type?