What if you just wake up one day and you are Angelina Jolie? Wouldn't it be flattering? But I wasn't flattered; It happened to me twice---La Cucaracha Style!!!
Okay, so it's like merely saying that Jolie is popular for her pouty lips. I woke up early this morning, about 2-3AM, and felt something odd with my kissing tools (which are actually never used for kissing yet---hail, the virgin has spoken!!! Ech!). And then I noticed that my lower lip was huge--huge enough to become a floatation device in the whole Pacific Ocean!!!
And it felt very weird; it was a little numb. I figured, "maybe it was bitten by some COCKroach." I'm beginning to suspect that it's the same COCKroach that bit me months ago on my upper lip. The COCKroach probably thinks my lips are either tasty or it's just that it thinks I need some make over.
Months ago, this stuff happened to meand I went to school with a lip saying "hey, I just had collagen injected!!" when in fact it says "hey, a cucaracha just bit me so that I would look like Angelina Jolie or Jay-Z".
Hmmm... yeah, Jay Z.
So another fashion tips for you girls, have your lips bitten and it's an instant pout!!! I hope Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson are reading this (No, Jessica is not a favorite of mine--she just happens to be mentioned in my blogs).
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
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