Brief Orientation

Yes?.... What Majorship are you going to take up?....
Okay, over here please....
Please sit down...
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So, this is not going to be an easy choice.. First of all, you have to be clear about your decision. So, are you really willing to take up this majorship?....
You sure?....
Okay. There are requirements, here...
That's your copy of requirements and the courses you are going to take up for this coming semester. Read all of it. Don't forget that this summer vacation is not given for you to enjoy---the professors are expecting you to go anywhere possible to research about what could possibly be your lessons in those subjects--no, I'm not kidding. I'm serious.
Next, prepare yourself for sleepless nights---you are bound to do the impossible (but that's just an exaggeration). Tell your friends that you shall never meet them again--you will be kept from your social life once you begin the course.
Also, be active. Studying is not enough. You must have some kind of foresight---exert some efforts and be accustomed of getting frustrated. Not all you expect to happen shall happen.
Always expect the worst.
Why are you laughing? So you think I'm kidding?...
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Okay...
You are also required to study even when you're not at school anymore---no gimmicks, no social life, no love life, no family, no house chores----dedicate your whole self to studying. Bury yourself with books. Always study, study, study...
And don't forget to sell your souls to the authorities. It will help. If you can't handle it, you may jump out of that window without opening it--I'm telling you: It will feel better that way.
Oh, and lastly, buy some Personal Computer or Laptop. You are so going to need it. Take my word for it.
Any questions?
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It seems to me that it is all clear to you then. Okay. See you on June and have a nice day...
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Oh, and I forgot.... Now that you shall be part of the family.. You will also meet your new god...
That's all. Get out.